电梯性爱

　　这天无数往来于曼哈顿与新泽西州的海底隧道的美国民众像往常一样在隧道内抱怨着交通堵塞，岂料死神正在步步逼近。隧道内一辆装满化学物品的卡车意外发生了爆炸，强大的冲击力使得隧道坍塌了，出入口都被堵死了。此时，隧道内一片火海，弥漫着有毒烟雾，河水也在不断涌进，无数无辜的市民们能做似乎只有等死。
　　救援队其实早到了，然而隧道被封，里面的有毒烟雾肆虐，救援人员迟迟不敢贸然动手。十万火急之际，出租车司机、前救援队队员骆查（西尔维斯特•史泰龙 Sylvester Stallone 饰）挺身而出了。他从通风口爬进了隧道，他稳定住了隧道内众人的情绪，带领大家开始了生死逃亡。

　　讲述了新一代火辣美女天使克里斯汀·斯图尔特、娜奥米·斯科特、埃拉·巴林斯卡霸气组队强势打击危险势力的故事。本片由好莱坞实力派导演及演员伊丽莎白·班克斯执导，高空跳伞、狂野飙车、拳脚肉搏、激燃枪战等惊险动作场面接连不断，肾上腺素飙升。三大天使特工技能高超，大玩变身诱惑上演温柔杀机。

　　Seventeen-year-old Carlos doesn&♯39;t fit in anywhere, not in his family nor with the friends he has chosen in school. But everything changes when he is invited to a mythical nightclub where he discovers the underground nightlife scene: punk, sexual liberty and drugs.

　　苏比埃拉可以算得上是阿根廷电影界的得奖专业户了吧, 自81年《天堂的征服》以来, 他的每一部影片都几乎为他赢得了近20项大大小小的国际奖项, 并为他获得了众多国际声誉, 其在阿根廷电影界的地位估计能赶得上库斯图里卡在南斯拉夫电影的地位了, 而两人的电影风格却也都带有强烈的魔幻现实主义色彩. 在七八部已经D出过DVD的苏比埃拉作品中, 我最中意的可能还是86年这部和92年的《心之阴暗面》.

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80&♯39;s, why it&♯39;s taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who&♯39;s &♯39;convincing&♯39; zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn&♯39;t even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There&♯39;s also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40&♯39;s if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn&♯39;t even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That&♯39;s not to say the film isn&♯39;t without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!

　　01-禁洞Forbidden Caves
　　02-狮身人面像之谜Mysteries of the Sphinx

　　007邦德（提摩西•道尔顿 Timothy Dalton 饰）和好友赖特在南美洲追踪毒品大王桑切斯，不但被狡猾的桑切斯逃脱了，而且赖特还掉进了桑切斯的陷阱――一个鲨鱼池。虽然最终赖特保住了性命，但他却失去了一双腿。上司要求邦德停止追查，然而报仇心切的邦德执意要追查到底，被没收了他间谍独有的“杀人执照”。没了情报机关的支持，邦德决心一个人独干。
　　当邦德赶往巴拿马的一家夜总会准备将在这里聚会的桑切斯逮捕归案时，被一名香港的特工抓住了并被送到到与英国情报机关接头的地方。狡猾的桑切斯对后派出武装人员将他们接头的地方炸毁了。幸亏邦德大难不死，他发誓一定要桑切斯血债血偿！

　　男孩吉约姆（圭洛姆·加里尼 Guillaume Gallienne 饰）从小就与众不同，全家人都不待见他的娘娘腔，只有妈妈（弗兰西丝·法比安 Françoise Fabian 饰）一直鼓励他做自己。只是妈妈的“开明”似乎有点过分了，比如每次叫孩子吃饭她都喊：“男孩们 还有吉约姆，给我下来！”吉约姆对这个不假辞色的冷艳母亲真是又爱又恨又崇拜，甚至拼命去获得妈妈的承认。他努力按照大家先入为主的想法去交男友，但在尝试过同志圈、经历过种种波折和心理治疗后，他才发现原来这一切都是天大的“误会”。在30岁那年他决定向所有人“出柜”，公开承认其实他爱的是女生......
　　《男孩们和吉约姆》是法国喜剧演员圭洛姆·加里尼自编自导自演（且一人分饰两角）的处女作，完全取材自他的亲身经历。电影用有趣诙谐、不落窠臼的“反向出柜”来讲述真正尊重性取向的艰难。本片入围第66届戛纳电影节导演双周单元，获得2014年法国电影凯撒奖最佳电影、最佳导演、最佳男主角、最佳改编剧本和最佳新人处女作五项大奖，并且是法国2013年全年的票房黑马。

Saya Kobayashi Pleasure hell

　　肩部受伤令吉姆（丹尼斯·奎德 Dennis Quaid 饰）不得不放弃了自己在棒球事业上的大好前途成为了一名教师。幸福的婚姻生活和平静的教师生涯都没能熄灭吉姆内心里对于棒球的热情和喜爱，可是在现实之中，他只能无奈妥协。学校组建了一只棒球队，吉姆是教练这一职位首当其冲的人选，在和队员的接触与训练之中，吉姆渐渐发现，心中有些热烈的情感正在渐渐复苏。
　　为了鼓励队员们训练，吉姆和他们打了一个赌，如果球队能够获得全国赛的资格，他就会重回大联盟。没想到，队员们实现了他们的承诺，现在轮到吉姆了。在吉姆面前的，不仅仅是来自家庭的反对和压力，还有自己30岁的“高龄”，重重阻力面前，吉姆能够实现自己的梦想吗？

　　A cloaked figure slips into an exclusive psychiatric clinic and murders one of the female patients. Meanwhile, various sexuals liaisons are revealed. The mystery killer continues with his massacre: he beheads a nurse with a scythe, pushes a chauffeur into a spiked “Iron Maiden”, strangles an older female patient, kills a nymphomaniac with an axe, and shoots a lesbian through the neck with a crossbow. Doctor Clay and the police set a trap for the killer using one of the attractive female patients as bait. However, they are not prepared for the onslaugth that follows…