九月说

　　一个运气不佳的自行车手迈尔斯某天偶然发现一只先进、机器、军用的机器狗A.X.L.，其心脏是真狗的心脏，其他部位装备新一代人工智能。迈尔斯和AXL在日常交往中逐渐增进感情，而无赖军事科学家要不顾一切将AXL捉回，迈尔斯与他的梦中情人、足智多谋莎拉组队，为保护他的新朋友，踏上了一段史诗般的冒险旅程。

维罗尼卡和鲁克接到了任务他们要把尤尼索尔的计划公布于众并且粉碎曼多尔数亿美金的阴谋。邪恶的沃克博士为了摧毁维罗尼卡和鲁克特别研制了尤尼索尔GR87。

　　地球上一直存在着一个黑暗的地下世界。那里，两大种族――吸血鬼和狼人――在斗得你死我活，每一方都以消灭对方种族为最终目标。
　　一次，吸血鬼族的“月神”西丽妮（凯特•贝金赛尔 Kate Beckinsale 饰）在追杀几个落败的狼人时发现，狼人正在密谋绑架人类的一名医生麦克尔 （斯科特•斯比德曼 Scott Speedman 饰）。心知狼人必有所图，西丽妮独自前往狼窝查探。不料中了狼人的埋伏，身负重伤之际幸得麦克尔相救。在麦克尔送西丽妮回吸血鬼营地的途中，他意外被一只狼人咬伤了，由此揭开了麦克尔的身世之谜和狼人的阴谋……

　　这天无数往来于曼哈顿与新泽西州的海底隧道的美国民众像往常一样在隧道内抱怨着交通堵塞，岂料死神正在步步逼近。隧道内一辆装满化学物品的卡车意外发生了爆炸，强大的冲击力使得隧道坍塌了，出入口都被堵死了。此时，隧道内一片火海，弥漫着有毒烟雾，河水也在不断涌进，无数无辜的市民们能做似乎只有等死。
　　救援队其实早到了，然而隧道被封，里面的有毒烟雾肆虐，救援人员迟迟不敢贸然动手。十万火急之际，出租车司机、前救援队队员骆查（西尔维斯特•史泰龙 Sylvester Stallone 饰）挺身而出了。他从通风口爬进了隧道，他稳定住了隧道内众人的情绪，带领大家开始了生死逃亡。

　　A former aristocratic family faces financial hardship and their daughter is introduced to a nice man in the auto repair business, the hope being that a marriage might be of economic assistance to the family. The daughter&♯39;s family finds it hard to accept this kind of idea and the young man is uncomfortable with the difference in their social standing. However, everything works out in the end and a happy marriage takes place.

　　1970 年，传奇导演奥森·威尔斯（《公民凯恩》）开始着手拍摄新片，参演演员阵容也十分豪华，包括约翰·休斯顿、彼得·博格丹诺维奇、苏珊·斯塔丝伯格和威尔斯晚年的合作伙伴奥雅·柯达，而该片最终成为他的遗作。但受资金问题困扰，最终制作过程止步于 1976 年，并很快在行业内变得声名狼藉，无法完成也无法发布。威尔斯死后，一千多个胶卷在巴黎尘封 30 年，直到 2017 年 3 月，制片人弗兰克·马歇尔（曾在《风》初期拍摄期间担任制作经理）和菲利普·强恩·雷沙带头完成了威尔斯的愿景。
　　《风的另一边》采用了奥斯卡获奖作曲家米歇尔·勒格朗（《瑟堡的雨伞》）的新配乐，并经过包括奥斯卡获奖剪辑师鲍勃·穆拉夫斯基（《拆弹部队》）在内的技术团队的剪辑，讲述了著名电影制作人 J·J·“杰克”·汉纳福特（休斯顿饰演）的故事，他在欧洲流浪数年后重回好莱坞，准备推出革新性的影片，宣布复出。威尔斯的遗作讽刺了当时的经典电影工作室体系和想要打破电影业旧格局的新机构，既是距今已久的电影制作史的迷人缩影，也是出自导演大师之手的一部备受期待的“新”作。

　　一个叫穆罕默德的14岁小男孩在一家照相器材店里做勤杂工，晚上可以睡在店里。他对一个住在富人区的小姑娘产生了朦胧的爱意。一天早上，他得到机会到这个女孩家里维修照相机，但是最终他意识到自己对女孩的爱是无望的。

　　科学狂人制造出了恐怖狰狞的杀入机器森杰诺，用于未来的中东战争，而战争尚未开始，森杰诺已经逃脱出来滥杀无辜，危机之刻谁来挺身而出消灭森杰诺呢？

　　孤单的小男孩Olive（艾奇·罗伯逊 饰），他觉得自己处处异于其他人。他很想要交朋友，于是他花很多时间在手机和平版上。当一个神秘的生物想要透过Oliver的手机和平板来进入我们的世界，Oliver的父母（吉莉安·雅各布斯 Gillia nJacobs、小约翰·加拉赫 John Gallagher Jr. 饰）必须挺身而出，将儿子从神秘生物的手中救出。

　　一家恐怖乐园开业，游客们被各种变态表演吓得尖叫连连，他们浑然不知的是，那群演员都是真正的杀人魔！

　　两个有自杀倾向的截瘫瘾君子在城市的街道上奔波, 试图找到活下去的理由。

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80&♯39;s, why it&♯39;s taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who&♯39;s &♯39;convincing&♯39; zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn&♯39;t even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There&♯39;s also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40&♯39;s if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn&♯39;t even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That&♯39;s not to say the film isn&♯39;t without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!